zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

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neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

(Source: mikisayama)

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if you’re gonna ask someone out

so-not-punk-rock:

nightynightlock:

don’t do it over text
be creative

sing them a song
send a long love letter
spell it in their alphabet soup
scream it in their face
write it on the bottom of a pizza box and wait for them to eat the pizza
tie a note to a pigeon with built in gps

i will take the pizza

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alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans)

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shiestynigga:


i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

(Source: coloursautomatic)

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sexycliffconda:

I love when Ashton gets so into drumming that he looks fuccking aggressive

sexycliffconda:

I love when Ashton gets so into drumming that he looks fuccking aggressive

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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: themisquartet)

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getsby:

you cannot continually perpetuate fat hate and ignore the shit that fat people go through on a daily basis and then expect anyone to feel bad for you because one girl jokingly said “skinny bitches” in a song

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thebluelip-blondie:

janemba:

hotcheetoprincess:

I just found out like a week ago you can trade your broken headphones and chargers at the apple store for new ones as long as they’re apple!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT

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badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

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spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

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