turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420)

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onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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onlylolgifs:

Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy

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nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

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supersquire457:

killjoyras:

nathanielemmett:

Harry Potter characters as Disney characters by Makani.

THESE ARE THE PERFECTEST VERSIONS OF THE HP CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER SEEN. 

This is perfect.

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You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you
Redvers Bailey (via acidinyourmind)

(Source: guntoyourhead)

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Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

(Source: clarence-odbody)

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If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.
Edgar Allan Poe (via letteratura-litterature)

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

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intensional:

intensional:

what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

a blowfish 

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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