That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
(via angiellehcim)

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I’ve been drinking about you.
Unknown (via ssingularis)

(Source: s-olisortus)

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As long as you’re happy, do not worry about me.
Me (via clumsiest)

(Source: razors-andblades)

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As long as you’re happy, do not worry about me.
Me (via clumsiest)

(Source: razors-andblades)

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brainsoncampus:

drop the bass (player (into my bed))

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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Ashton5SOS: (EPIC PIANO) IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY DO YOU THINK TIME WOULD PASS ME BYYYYE

(Source: 5sostrum)

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dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

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if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(Source: putuporshuttup)

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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin (via jake—the—dogg)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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waltgifs:

Another unrealistic expectation about hair.

waltgifs:

Another unrealistic expectation about hair.

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myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

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